John Hodgman's Ragnarok Survival Kits:
Benjamin sez, "Since the world didn't end on December 21, 2012, humorist John Hodgman has a surplus of Ragnarok Survival Kits. Designed by Jessica Hische, these kits (which include everything from Hodgmanic cologne to a DVD copy of John's Netflix special Ragnarok) are scheduled to ship by 12/17. Each are signed and numbered by the author."
When the world did not end in 2012, I was left with a small number of surplus RAGNAROK SURVIVAL KITS (Thanks, Benjamin Wilson!)